Me, in the bathroom with door closed and shaving my legs (btw, I thought I was done for the winter, but then we joined a PE group).
\nBen – Mommy, I can’t get the door open.
\nMe – Its locked, I’m shaving.
\nBen – Hmmm . . . Do you want to play hide and seek with us mommy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Me, in the bathroom with door closed and shaving my legs (btw, I thought I was done for the winter, but then we joined a PE group). Ben – Mommy, I can’t get the door open. Me – Its locked, I’m shaving. Ben – Hmmm . . . Do you want to play hide and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Hide and Seek","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[245,201],"tags":[3104,3105],"class_list":["post-10011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-becca-2","category-benjamin-kids","tag-interruptions","tag-why-is-the-door-closed","wpcat-245-id","wpcat-201-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p504YJ-2Bt","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8672,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2012\/03\/need-mommy","url_meta":{"origin":10011,"position":0},"title":"Need Mommy","author":"Becca","date":"March 28, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Ben had the drawer stuck and wanted me to help, Nate went and fixed it for him, Ben immediately stuck it again and asked for me. :)","rel":"","context":"In "Becca"","block_context":{"text":"Becca","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/cat\/becca-2"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/haha-banner.jpg?fit=852%2C480&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/haha-banner.jpg?fit=852%2C480&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/haha-banner.jpg?fit=852%2C480&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/haha-banner.jpg?fit=852%2C480&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":9604,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2012\/07\/baby-tummy","url_meta":{"origin":10011,"position":1},"title":"Baby Tummy","author":"Becca","date":"July 26, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Ben - There's a baby in your tummy mommy? 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