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If a ninja cleans your house does it mean it will be done quickly, or silently, or that you won’t notice he is there?
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If a ninja cleans your house does it mean it will be done quickly, or silently, or that you won’t notice he is there?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Ninja Clean","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[201],"tags":[3404,3518,455],"class_list":["post-10986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-benjamin-kids","tag-clean","tag-just-asking","tag-ninja","wpcat-201-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p504YJ-2Rc","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6253,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/ninja-ben","url_meta":{"origin":10986,"position":0},"title":"Ninja Ben","author":"Becca","date":"August 13, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Ahhhh . . . my son has disappeared and a ninja (not sure why ninjas have spiked hair?) has replaced him. 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