{"id":1149,"date":"2011-04-16T10:57:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T17:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2025-07-22T09:32:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T15:32:19","slug":"i-would-never-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2011\/04\/i-would-never-ha","title":{"rendered":"I would never . . . (ha)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided that it really isn&#8217;t a good idea to utter these words &#8220;I would never&#8221;, even if only in my head because they usually come back to haunt me. Besides, its kinda on the judgmental side of things and I really need to stop that.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, before we had kids we said things like that much more often than we do now. One such instance is that I have noticed stickers on people cars before. My first thought would be, &#8220;Who would let their kids do that?&#8221; and the second one would be &#8220;And if they did, there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;d get out of the driveway before the stickers were cleaned off by the culprit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And now I know better. First of all, I didn&#8217;t <b>let<\/b> my kids do this, you just can&#8217;t watch three kids all at the same time all the time. And second of all, this is what I found when I parked in the garage after driving all over town. . .<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t even see them until I got home. I must have gotten in and out of the car 4 times. Crazy! And I don&#8217;t know who did it, which makes me even more mad because I don&#8217;t let them do stickers anywhere other than at the table and how did I miss this?<\/p>\n<p>So, the moral of the story is. . . Judge not lest your kids put stickers on your car and you drive around town all morning before you notice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided that it really isn&#8217;t a good idea to utter these words &#8220;I would never&#8221;, even if only in my head because they usually come back to haunt me. Besides, its kinda on the judgmental side of things and I really need to stop that. 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