{"id":15707,"date":"2020-08-13T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-13T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/?p=15707"},"modified":"2020-10-17T19:55:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T01:55:29","slug":"joel-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2020\/08\/joel-says","title":{"rendered":"Joel Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div dir=\"auto\">We were talking about Esther and Joel says, &#8220;Was she the beautifulest?&#8221; I said the king picked her out of all the other ladies in the kingdom. Joel said &#8220;If I was king, I would pick Hannah as the beautifulest!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">So cute!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were talking about Esther and Joel says, &#8220;Was she the beautifulest?&#8221; I said the king picked her out of all the other ladies in the kingdom. 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