{"id":2195,"date":"2012-08-12T13:30:44","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T20:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/?p=2195"},"modified":"2024-05-15T12:59:41","modified_gmt":"2024-05-15T18:59:41","slug":"mother-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2012\/08\/mother-fail","title":{"rendered":"Mother fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I started taking stock of all the things I would like to do now that the girls have left and before baby 3 comes, I realized that I never posted anything about Hannah when she turned 4. We were a little busy with that combined birthday party for Nate and the 3 girls, but still. I also never created her yearly collage poster (I only have to do this once a year and I still didn&#8217;t do it.)<\/p>\n<p>So . . . I backfilled a post for on her birthday! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/kids-update\"> Hannah turns 4 <\/a><br \/>\nAnd I got the collage done.<\/p>\n<p>Now I feel a little better.<\/p>\n<p>FYI, she&#8217;s 4 1\/2 now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I started taking stock of all the things I would like to do now that the girls have left and before baby 3 comes, I realized that I never posted anything about Hannah when she turned 4. We were a little busy with that combined birthday party for Nate and the 3 girls, but&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[217,211,210,886],"class_list":["post-2195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hannah","tag-birthday","tag-collage","tag-fail","tag-hannah","wpcat-11-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p504YJ-zp","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6819,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2016\/02\/happy-birthday-hannah","url_meta":{"origin":2195,"position":0},"title":"Happy Birthday Hannah","author":"Becca","date":"February 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Happy birthday to our beautiful, bossy, brilliant, baby-girl Hannah Beth! 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