{"id":5866,"date":"2006-05-01T17:16:50","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T00:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/?p=5866"},"modified":"2024-09-20T07:35:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T13:35:53","slug":"funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2006\/05\/funny-story","title":{"rendered":"Funny Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So once again, I remind myself why I have nothing breakable in my house.<\/p>\n<p>I managed to break a 42 inch diameter (round) glass patio table into about a thousand little pieces in my back yard yesterday. While that was not a really horrible experience since I am used to breaking things, about half of the thousand little pieces fell into the rocky section of the patio (I now hate whoever decided it was a good idea to have small rocks be their landscaping). Ugh! <\/p>\n<p>So picking up the pieces that landed in the grass and on the concrete consisted of using a broom and dustpan, but we ended up having to go buy a shop vac to pick up all the little shards out of the rocks so my pets won&#8217;t eat them. Nate wanted a shop vac anyway, but still.<\/p>\n<p>I do have to say that I think this tops the day I dropped a whole stack of my mom&#8217;s china plates. Of course the china was more expensive, but I definately made a bigger mess and it took a lot longer to pick up. <\/p>\n<p>Note to everyone who knows me, do not buy me anything that is not plastic, wood, or cloth. Crystal, glass, china, no, no, no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So once again, I remind myself why I have nothing breakable in my house. I managed to break a 42 inch diameter (round) glass patio table into about a thousand little pieces in my back yard yesterday. While that was not a really horrible experience since I am used to breaking things, about half of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[245],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-becca-2","wpcat-245-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p504YJ-1wC","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9069,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/done-2","url_meta":{"origin":5866,"position":0},"title":"Done","author":"Becca","date":"May 19, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Dismantled . . . we were able to salvage the two end pieces for cabinets on the patio and in the garage. 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