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I’m not sure who taught this one how to golf.
\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not sure who taught this one how to golf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Golfer?","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[190],"tags":[1327,1473,2925,2382],"class_list":["post-9649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joel","tag-golf","tag-haha","tag-in-my-shirt","tag-not","wpcat-190-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s504YJ-golfer","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7247,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2016\/07\/lunar-golf","url_meta":{"origin":9649,"position":0},"title":"Lunar Golf","author":"Becca","date":"July 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Daddy had been wanting to check out the glow golf place in the mall and Joel will play on anything with a steering wheel so everyone had fun. :)","rel":"","context":"In "Kids"","block_context":{"text":"Kids","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/cat\/kids"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/03-joel.jpg?fit=675%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/03-joel.jpg?fit=675%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/03-joel.jpg?fit=675%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":31039,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/ground-level","url_meta":{"origin":9649,"position":1},"title":"Ground Level","author":"Becca","date":"January 7, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"The only way to golf","rel":"","context":"In "Joel"","block_context":{"text":"Joel","link":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/cat\/kids\/joel"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/20241225_144808.jpg?fit=1200%2C960&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/20241225_144808.jpg?fit=1200%2C960&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/20241225_144808.jpg?fit=1200%2C960&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/20241225_144808.jpg?fit=1200%2C960&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.themoehrings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/20241225_144808.jpg?fit=1200%2C960&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":17742,"url":"https:\/\/www.themoehrings.com\/index.php\/2021\/05\/my-random-life","url_meta":{"origin":9649,"position":2},"title":"My Random Life","author":"Becca","date":"May 16, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Joel - I'm cold, I'm putting on this cow suit. 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